Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Top Ten Reason Rosie Sucks!

#10 She talks with an annoying smirk
Everytime I have to view her disgusting mudhole talking with that annoying grin its like she is demeaning me for not being a disgusting, and annoying comic that only losers find interesting.

#9 She dresses like Howard Stern
Howard and her recently buried the hatch and it looks like she has his stylist now. Track suits are cool on Howard but Rosie we can still see your gross!

#8 She has cankles
A woman with such girth has got to have cankles and that ain't cool!

#7 She looks like Stalin
See my blog on this topic----->>Here

#6 She sweats really bad
Sometimes if you watch The View you can watch it bead down her forehead.

#5 She starred in The Flintstones movie
The Dukes of Hazzard movie or The Flintstones you choose? I am going with The Dukes of Hazzard and I once told someone I would rather go to prison in Turkey before watching that movie again.

#4 Her feud with The Donald could not be more annoying
There is nothing I like more than two very rich people fighting like two unsophisticated losers. I mean get a real job both of you!

#3 She has a blog that does not allow full commenting
What is the use of a blog when you do not allow full transparency? Oh, that's right, you automatically assume we care about your opinions! And shame on us if we dissent from you.

#2 She imposes her politics on everyone
In a country where we are all aloud to think what we choose Rosie despises freedom of choice but hides behind it.

#1 She wears a Kangol and she is not LL Cool J!!!!!!
Enough said!!

2 comments:

A said...

um you forgot:

A. She is really crass. which is really gross in someone so gross to begin with.
B. She SINGS WAY TOO MUCH. No one cares that she wanted to be on broadway!!! Stop the SINGING.
C. She talks about her sexual orientation constantly. Take a cue from Ellen. We know she's gay. We don't care. she doesn't tell you on every freaking show.
D. SHE IS NOT FUNNY. NOT EVEN A LITTLE. why is she on TV?

Anonymous said...

This whore needs to go away